Welcome. I am Margot Loren, and I create stuff.

I was born in Paris (France not Texas, though I’ve also lived in Texas) to American diplomats. I lived in Europe until I was eight, so I don’t know many American cartoons (que ce que c’est Sesame Street?), and I always screw up common American idioms, saying things like “you’ve got to nip it in the butt,” and “that boat has passed.”

I love to snuggle, sing in the shower, eat in bed, and travel, although I’m not a good traveler, ie I can’t sleep on trains, won’t poop in public bathrooms, and get sassy when people cut in front of me while exiting the plane even though they were clearly in the row behind me.

I now call San Francisco home, but I left my heart in Paris. And I left my ex’s in Texas. And left my dreams of being on Broadway in NYC. And left my favorite hat on a Virgin American flight to LA, where I also have some ex’s. I get around.

I want to write things that make people think. I want to create things that make people feel. I want to make it better, make it beautiful, and keep it real. I want to make a contribution, and I hope that whatever it is, big or small, it makes the world a better place. That’s pretty much it. Oh yeah, and I want to be rich, like Michael Jackson. A million dollars, you feel me? Holler.

RIP Das Racist and M. Jackson.

Margot Loren

FAQ

Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About Margot Loren

When Is Your Birthday? March 25th, 1980, Aries

What’s Your Shoe Size? 5- the same size as Cinderella and 7 yr old boys

What’s Your Cup Size? more than a handful, less than a jugful

What’s Your Favorite Occupation? trophy wife

What Do You Wish You Could Have Been If You Weren’t You? a rapper, a fashion model, or Louis CK but hot.

Which Celebrities Would You Pick For A Threesome? Amy Schumer, because you want somebody experienced to handle the logistics, and Michael Fassbender, because, you know.

Who Would You Go Gay For? Kate Moss

Squad Goals?  Mindy Kaling, Olivia Munn, Sienna Miller, and Queen Bey, obviously

Who’s Your Dream Guy? handsome, muscular, smart, stylish, rich, skin like chocolate (aka my husband)

How Many Men Have You Slept With? more than you

How Many STDs Have You Contracted? zero. Winning!